Literature
Dog's Way of Thinking
Dog's Way of Thinking:
It looks like cat food,
It smells like cat food,
It tastes like cat food,
It must be for ME!
Cat's Way of Thinking:
It looks like cat food,
It smells like cat food,
It tastes like cat food,
It must be for the dog, because I don't eat that crap.
Now where's the human food?
Human's Way of Thinking:
Why is the dog eating that cat food?
It has dog food!
Why is the cat eating my food?
It has cat food!
...HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, GET AWAY FROM MY FOOD.